Picking Up Dog Poop is Scientifically Proven to Make You a Better Person

They say the greater the stench the bigger the reward

A cornerstone of the human experience is seeking to become one’s highest self; essentially, being a better person. However it is often difficult to achieve this given that humans tend to follow the herd and do what’s comfortable and routine which rarely yields significant growth. Therefore it has become apparent that we must find unconventional methods to increase our self worth, confidence, and general goodness as a human being, and picking up dog poop is becoming increasingly popular as a means to achieve this.

5 Reasons Why Picking Up Dog Poop Makes You A Better Human

*Note that this must be done in public. Picking up dog poop in the safety of your backyard is too easy

1) Builds confidence

Walking around with a bag full of dog poop is an embarrassing thing to do especially if it’s creating a gnarly stench cloud around you. Often times, it can be difficult to find a nearby trash can and you are forced to do a lengthy walk of shame. Somewhere along your stinky stroll you’ll be forced to ignore the odor and the disgusted faces of those that are unfortunate enough to walk by you and in those moments you will discover…